Dating a med student? Check out these tips for a "healthy" relationship.
1. Don't expect to see them. Ever. like seriously?? bukan bermakne budak med takde prasaan ke ape. cume busy tahu. Tuhan je tahu betape nak rehatnye.. huhu
2. Accept the fact they will have many affairs. With their books. haah affair ngan books la sangat. dun have a choice =.='
3. Learn to hide your “ew, gross” reactions when they tell you all the stuff you never wanted to know about your bodily functions. cakap je la eww kot.. rasenye mase aku blaja aku pun terkeluar gak eww tu haha! tapi jgn tunjuk ko tak appreciate lah ape yang die cakap...
4. Support them when they come home after each test, upset because they failed—and gently remind them after they get their well above passing grade how unnecessary the “I’m going to fail out of medical school and never become an MD” dramatics are. this is like sooo true. memandangkan aku baru habis exam ni cam sentap sket! hehe.. just be there~ because exam will always be hard..T___T
5. Each week they will have a new illness. Some will be extremely rare, others will be more mundane. Doesn’t matter. They will be certain they have it (no second opinions necessary.) Med school can, and will, turn even the sanest into a hypochondriac. Date them for long enough, and you’ll become one too. hahahah! ni cam syndrome biase rasenye..!
7. They'll make you hyper-aware that germs are everywhere and on everything. Even though you used to walk into your home with your shoes on, and sit on your bed in the same clothes you just wore while riding the subway, or sat on a public bench in, you'll become far too disgusted to ever do it again. Believe me, it's going to get bad...you'll watch yourself transform into the anal retentive person you swore you'd never become. And when you witness others perform these same acts that, before you began dating your med student, you spent your entire life doing too, you'll wince and wonder, “Ew! How can they do that? Don't they know how many germs and bacteria they're spreading??!” this is like sooo true.! lawak laa. lalat hinggap sebelah kaki pun da tak nak makan dah! gilo!!
8. Romantic date = Chinese take-out in front of the TV on their 10 minute study break. romantic ape?? lagi-lagi bile korang buat cam tu kat gf korg kan. mcm understanding gila! hehehe
9. A vacation together consists of a trip down the street to Walgreens for new highlighters and printer paper. kan aku kate dak med ni pun ade perasaan gak. beli highlighter sesame pun da cukup kiut! haha
10. Their study habits will make you feel like a complete slacker. For them, hitting the books 8-to-10 hours a day is not uncommon, nor difficult. You'll wonder how you ever managed to pass school on your meager one hour of studying per night. no comment! wahahaha
11. They're expected to know everything. Everything! The name of the 8 billion-lettered, German sounding cell that lives in the depths of your inner ear, the technical term for the “no one's ever heard of this disease” disease that exists only on one foot of the Southern tip of the African continent. But ask them if your knee is swollen, or what you should do to tame your mucous-filled cough, or why the heck your head feels like someone's been drilling through it for oil for two weeks straight, and they won't have a clue. apo la morapu omputih ni ha?? *emo*
12. “My brain's filled with so much information, I can't be expected to remember THAT!" will be the standard excuse for forgetting anniversaries, birthdays, and, if you get this far, probably the birth of your first-born. waaa~~ serious ke??? betol kot lately aku asyik lupe tarikh je! alololo
13. You'll need friends with unending patience who pretend never to get sick of listening to your endless venting and complaints. Or, you'll need to pay a therapist who will pretend never to get sick of listening to your endless venting and complaints. ni sedey kott~ pe cer??? sianla bf/gf dak2 med ni..
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p/s:: okay.. solute kat sesiape yang couple ngn dak med eyh?? susah sangat ke kitorg ni?? T__T.. aicecey..
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